I remember Jimbo’s Caesar salad. It’s very good – but I guess not good enough to absolve him come Father’s Day.
Queen Elizabeth was in town last week. Last Tuesday, Monty and I passed her limo as she was leaving the British Ambassador’s residence, probably bitching to her minions about how the Pres added 200 years to her age. Monty cut off the motorcade. For a second I was really proud of his “mooning the empire” gesture; then I realized he just didn’t want to get stuck waiting for 20 vehicles to scream by.
(I call the sidecar, Bun.)
My weekend was like a trip to the UK Pavilion at Epcot.
Instead of foraging at Disney’s “Rose and Crown Pub,” I had lunch with my friend S. at a Canadian-owned, theme British pub called “The Elephant and Castle”. They did have brown British food like meat pies on the menu, but they also had a Thai chicken wrap. Wasn’t Thailand the only Asian country that Europeans did NOT colonize? Sour Canadian-owned commonwealth grapes, perhaps? Anyway, I had the American “turkey dinner” sandwich and ordered a Pimm’s cup. They gave me a shot of Pimm’s instead, which tastes less refreshing than Robitussin.
Instead of checking out Epcot’s Olde English architecture, S. and I went to the National Portrait Gallery to check out the “Great Britons” exhibit. S. was thoroughly disgusted with the video of David Beckham sleeping. My only quibble is about the inclusion of Henry James, who wrote The American, among other works. According to my Heath and every early 20th century lit class I’ve ever taken, dude was an American.
Instead of seeing the UK Pavilion’s house band “The British Invasion,” I got to see Monty’s band play on Saturday. They sounded great of course, and my evening culminated with punching an Irishman in the “arse,” per his request.
And what did Monty and I do on Sunday? We watched the episode of “Extras” in which Kate Winslet simulates phone sex. There is no equivalent at the Epcot World Showcase.
Maybe the Norway Pavilion next? I bet the Norwegian embassy has a “trolls and vikings” exhibit.